Oh well, no pictures...

Dead batteries in the camera. Long story short, front brakes are OK, rears are shot. Rotors are crusty, calipers may or may not be working. Everything in the back gets replaced; it's cheap enough. Didn't have enough oil to do the transmission, the sole remaining fluid that we haven't replaced. Other than that things look good. Started to get a list of tools and such together in anticipation of not needing them. Whatever we forget will, of course, become utterly necessary at the least convenient possible moment.